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my apartment is officially hereby declared a Pants Optional Zone

  • May. 1st, 2008 at 6:36 AM
rent mark mucho masturbation
using the internet any hour of the day (without pants)
cooking dinner (without pants) and not having to worry about who might be bothered by my cooking
making noise (...without pants!) and not having to worry about who might be bothered by my noise
sitting in the living room (without pants)
leaving doors open all the time (without pants)
cleaning up after myself in my living room (without pants)
singing in the shower every single time (without pants)
getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and not having to put on pants
having a place to invite people over to visit (PANTS ARE OPTIONAL)
YOU CAN BE AS LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WANT, WHEN YOU'RE JACKING OOOOOFFFFF. (WITHOUT. PANTS.)


i bet you can't wait for the photos now, eh? ;-)

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[info]aechei wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 01:19 pm (UTC)
i love youuuu
if i had my own apartment, you'd better believe i'd be running around with no pants pretty often myself.
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[info]persephone78 wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
Woohoo!

Go Oliver with the lack of pants!

This is one of the best benefits of having ones own place.
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[info]peaceofpie wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 03:19 pm (UTC)
YAY LACK OF PANTS.

Call me tonight?
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[info]fierceandsassy wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
the contrast in intensity and intention of the two comments there is hysterical.
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[info]peaceofpie wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
i like you. you make me feel so much more entertaining than i even intend to be. :D
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[info]fierceandsassy wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
*grin*
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[info]aeazel wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
You know, I'm not particularly fond of Rent (or most musicals), but that actor makes me want to masturbate.

Mmmm dorks with glasses.
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[info]apollotiger wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
Lack of pants was definitely one of my favorite things about having an apartment to myself.
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[info]mantic_angel wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
"YOU CAN BE AS LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WANT, WHEN YOU'RE JACKING OOOOOFFFFF. (WITHOUT. PANTS.)"

You, good sir, are just made of win :)
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[info]smile_daily wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
You tease! :oP
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[info]fun_sized_liz wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
My house is SUCH a pants-optional zone! Unfortunately, I can't really go pantless unless I'm sure my legs aren't going to touch anything : /
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[info]whilykitt wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 08:44 pm (UTC)
is it shirt optional too? heh.
~Omega
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[info]peaceofpie wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)
yes!
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[info]hope_persists wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
that is my very favorite thing about having my own apartment. i am in fact naked right now.
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[info]peaceofpie wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
me too! i've been naked ALL DAY. i don't think i've ever been naked for this long in my entire life!
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[info]weaselfeet wrote:
May. 1st, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC)
I can't remember how many times I've gotten up to go to the bathroom in my apartment here and either had to put on pants, or didn't, because I figured that no one was home/up, and then I had to come out of the bathroom shouting "NO ONE LOOK I'M NAKED!"
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[info]bohopoetx wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 05:28 pm (UTC)
No pants party :D
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[info]jeanne_d_arc wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
But what about kilts?
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